bad toad bad toad

i had bad thoughts about leaving the pizza on the counter, but what can you do? you can't put it away hot and you can't stand by it till it cools off... so when i came upstairs to put it away there was a slice topping-side down on the linoleum. well there weren't any toppings left on it so it was more like sauce-side down. the crisp cornmeal coated crust was peering towards me as i scooped the warm wedge off the floor. blast! i checked the remainder of the pizza still on the counter for markings. it looked clean. i tossed the toppingless crust into the trash can. i wiped the greasy remains of sauce from the blue and green expanse of flooring. i yelled "bad kitty!" but not in a mean voice because they are so cute. i think it was vincent. sherman just lays about all day. but that vincent - he's into everything.......