international espionage

so when i see an asian guy walking a dog i just assume that his dog is american. do dogs have nationalities? they look american. i know they have some of the same dogs in other countries. if i went to china and saw the same dog i would still think it was american. is that just american hubris?

i'm so flippin lazy!

A- Age of your first kiss: ?

B- Band you are listening to right now: none, i am so boring

C- Crush: teachers (ha)

D- Dad's name: Terry

E- Easiest person to talk to: Heather

F- Favorite ice cream: chocolate mint cooke (b&j's)

G- Gummy worms or gummy bears?: chocolate covered gummy Bears

H- Hometown: portland oregon

I- Instruments: guitar

J- Junior high: heritage christian school and la pine

K- Kids: hopefully before i'm too old

L- Longest car ride ever: from here to bryce canyon utah or russleville arkansas to new orleans louisiana. not sure which is longer and i don't feel like checking.

M- Mom's name: debbie

N- Nicknames: superstar

O- One wish: rich husband with french or british accent and good teeth

P- Phobia[s]: claustrophobia? fearophobia, i don't know

Q- Quote: "wherever you go there you are" buckaroo bonzai

R- Reason to smile: the sun has not exploded into a supernova

S- Song you sang last: quick make something up... i think it was the song about the ten page pornography paper...

T- Time you woke up today: like before daylight when the stupid garbage men came

U- Unknown fact about me: i'm not as smart as i look

V- Vegetable[s] you hate: lima beans

W- Worst habit: procrastinating - yes! and checking my email 500 times, is that procrastinating or wishful thinking?

X- X-rays you've had: mouth

Y - Years since you've been to church?: i was there last week

Z- Zodiac sign: i hate zodiac, we're in a fight

fo shizzzzel

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be	Cracka Jack Snappa
You ride around in a	Neon Pink H2 Hummer
Yo gang	Slim Shady's Pink Ladies
Yo shoes be	Stiletto heels
Yo dubs be dis big, fool	3,577
How much money you got?	$4.6809335580809e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 83%
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i heart oak lodge uniforms

when you see an elderly person or someone in a wheelchair do you ever feel like running or jumping or dancing around just because you can? i don't mean in front of them, but just as a reminder to yourself of how you take those kind of things for granted. i do.

don't take the screw out

so today we were on division filming jerry's dialog project - chris was the priest and galvin was johnny something or other. jerry always likes to do films with killing and priests and gangsters... so we're on division with a gangster and a priest and our film junk. galvin's parents came in from bend and met us on the street. we're standing there talking and this homeless guy comes and sits in this rocking chair that's outside of the store we're in front of. all of a sudden he says 'hey, are you roman catholic?' chris says 'no, i'm not, i'm just dressed like this for a student film we're doing' and the guy says 'can i talk to you padre?' and chris says 'i'm not a priest' and the guy says 'i know, but can i talk to you padre?' and we're thinking he wants to have confession right there. so chris walks over to him and he says 'i have something for you' as he reaches down towards his belt, lifting his satchel. he pulls out a neon green, plastic gun and holds it out towards chris. 'i want to donate this to your church' he says. chris takes the gun, thanks him and quickly walks away from him. the man says 'don't take the screw out.' 'what happens if you take the screw out?' i ask. 'you'll have to reload it' he says.

antiques roadshow for real

i don't think i posted about this yet, but do i read my own blog?... yes. anyway, i edited with final cut pro and it was super fun and i like it a lot! and my teacher said really really good job on your edit. and and and. i like it. i had coffee today. and guess what, i'm supposed to be doing homework right now, bet you didn't guess that. i can't believe it's may and mother's day is on sunday. last night jerry helped me with a dialog project for intro to video. we filmed my family. i made a two page script adapted from a jack handey fuzzy memory from saturday night live. i did not film it, i recorded dialog. and now i have to edit it and i am afraid that i won't have all of the shots that i need because it is really hard to direct when you are the sound recordist and boom operator. i need to get more help. life is rough. :) must go make storyboards now. have class tomorrow.